and i had way more money than i knew what to do with, one of the first things i’d buy would be THIS bad boy:
“what is that,” you ask? “a mini fridge?! you’d buy a mini fridge if you were rich?! freak.”
NO.
it is NOT a mini fridge.
it’s WAY BETTER than a mini fridge.
it makes THIS STUFF:
yes, you’re seeing correctly. they make a little at-home freezer that produces CRUNCHY ICE. back when i was pregnant last year, i nearly convinced ryan that we needed one. i mean, our fridge/freezer is from, like, 1902, our ice maker is broken, i was pregnant and drinking 42 gallons of water a day!
i needed it desperately. i begged. i pleaded! i said, “what are savings for if not for spending $3,200 on an ice machine! C’MON, MAN! LET’S LIVE A LITTLE!”
but alas, the price tag was too much to overcome.
he took me to sonic and bought me a $2 bag of crunchy ice instead, the darling. it was a nice consolation.
but imagine being able to eat as much as you want, AT HOME.
ANY TIME YOUR LITTLE HEART DESIRES.
someday, when i hit the lotto or become independently wealthy, i’m going to buy one of these babies.
or maybe Scotsman Home Ice will see this post and say, “that poor thing. she clearly loves this ice more than her husband, her son, her dog.. pretty much anything and everything. we should send her one of these freezers, the most amazing invention in the history of inventions, and make her entire life.”
ok. probably not.
i best start saving my pennies.
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